The root problem with conventional currency is that you can't fold it into a tortilla.— Burritoshi, 2026-01-01
I have not failed. I've just discovered 21 billion ways to wrap a coin.— Anonymous Hodler, 2026-02-14
Be the change you wish to see in your wallet — preferably in BRTO.— A Guy on Twitter, 2026-03-01
Money is just a shared illusion. Burritos are real. We compromised.— BurritoCoin Whitepaper, 2026-03-15
Not your keys, not your queso.— Andreas Antonopolloburrito, 2026-04-01
The price of a burrito stays roughly the same. The number of dollars it takes to buy one does not. We took the wrong lesson from this.— BurritoCoin Foundation, 2026-04-10
When in doubt, wrap it out.— Ancient Proverb (citation needed), 2026-04-11
We have the technology to send money across the world in seconds. We chose to use it for this.— BurritoCoin Dev, 2026-04-12
Bitcoin is digital gold. Ethereum is digital oil. BurritoCoin is digital lunch.— Crypto Twitter, 2026-04-15
Past performance is not indicative of future results. There is no past performance.— BurritoCoin Disclaimer, 2026-04-20
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they ask if it's listed on Coinbase.— Burrito Gandhi, 2026-04-22
The best time to buy BurritoCoin was never. The second best time is also never. We're being honest here.— BurritoCoin Marketing, 2026-04-25
A wise man once said: 'Diversify your portfolio.' That man did not have BurritoCoin.— Warren Burrito, 2026-04-28
We're not saying BurritoCoin will go to the moon. We're saying it will go somewhere. Probably.— Roadmap Q2 2026, 2026-05-01
Have fun staying poor. (Note: BurritoCoin makes no guarantees about the 'fun' or the 'staying' parts.)— Reluctant Maximalist, 2026-05-02
We're not a Ponzi scheme. Ponzi schemes had a working business model.— BurritoCoin Disclaimer, 2026-05-06
The whitepaper was written on a napkin. We have since lost the napkin.— BurritoCoin Foundation, 2026-05-09
Fiat is backed by governments, gold by scarcity, and BurritoCoin by hope and mild regret.— Warren Burrito, 2026-05-13
It's not down 94%. It's aggressively on sale.— Crypto Twitter, 2026-05-16
Every transaction is final. So is every burrito.— Burritoshi, 2026-05-20
Proof of Work is so 2009. We're pioneering Proof of Lunch.— Anonymous Hodler, 2026-05-24
We achieved true decentralization: nobody is in charge and nobody knows what's happening.— BurritoCoin Dev, 2026-05-28
You miss 100% of the tortillas you don't wrap.— Burrito Gandhi, 2026-06-02
They laughed when I said I'd retire on BurritoCoin. They have not stopped.— Warren Burrito, 2026-06-07
'Store of value' felt ambitious, so we're going with 'store of memories.'— BurritoCoin Marketing, 2026-06-12
Not financial advice. Not culinary advice. Honestly, not advice of any kind.— BurritoCoin Legal, 2026-06-18