The root problem with conventional currency is that you can't fold it into a tortilla.— Burritoshi, 2026-01-01
I have not failed. I've just discovered 21 billion ways to wrap a coin.— Anonymous Hodler, 2026-02-14
Be the change you wish to see in your wallet — preferably in BRTO.— A Guy on Twitter, 2026-03-01
Money is just a shared illusion. Burritos are real. We compromised.— BurritoCoin Whitepaper, 2026-03-15
Not your keys, not your queso.— Andreas Antonopolloburrito, 2026-04-01
The price of a burrito stays roughly the same. The number of dollars it takes to buy one does not. We took the wrong lesson from this.— BurritoCoin Foundation, 2026-04-10
When in doubt, wrap it out.— Ancient Proverb (citation needed), 2026-04-11
We have the technology to send money across the world in seconds. We chose to use it for this.— BurritoCoin Dev, 2026-04-12
Bitcoin is digital gold. Ethereum is digital oil. BurritoCoin is digital lunch.— Crypto Twitter, 2026-04-15
Past performance is not indicative of future results. There is no past performance.— BurritoCoin Disclaimer, 2026-04-20
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they ask if it's listed on Coinbase.— Burrito Gandhi, 2026-04-22
The best time to buy BurritoCoin was never. The second best time is also never. We're being honest here.— BurritoCoin Marketing, 2026-04-25
A wise man once said: 'Diversify your portfolio.' That man did not have BurritoCoin.— Warren Burrito, 2026-04-28
We're not saying BurritoCoin will go to the moon. We're saying it will go somewhere. Probably.— Roadmap Q2 2026, 2026-05-01
Have fun staying poor. (Note: BurritoCoin makes no guarantees about the 'fun' or the 'staying' parts.)— Reluctant Maximalist, 2026-05-02